"Some things I know about 5AM"

Waking up at 5AM can be very painful if your not use to it. Farmer Bob isn't even up that early to do his farm things. However I must say once up, the world at 5AM is one of pure enjoyment. Why if your even gutsy you could probably make a mad dash for the morning paper in the lawn naked and no one would see you. Plus you would get your morning workout running to get it and running back to the door. And if anyone takes a picture your sure to see the flash!

The next great thing about 5AM is most of the city traffic lights are flashing. You simply make a quick peek at the intersections and your on your way and at work in no time flat! 5AM at the office couldn't be better, no phones ringing, no one paging you, if the supervisor is in there usually burried in the newspaper to care about anything.

Here's the the 5AMers!

"Fact or Fiction"

Sorry no recent updates, work has drained me. But I thought I would let you in on a show they recently brought back on tv. It's called Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction. I love trying to figure out if the short stories they show are based on real events or fiction. Sometimes I can guess them all right and other times I get totally wrong. Pretty good show you should check it out sometime. Now back to work...

"Amaze your friends! At one low price!"

I am about to amaze you. What is it you say? Why it is the great M&M finger pull. The Wa...Wa?? Here's what ya need and how to do it.

1. A bag of M&M's. While I can't verify this works with plain since I prefer peanut and peanut butter ones over plain.
2. Your best pointing finger.
3. Now rip the end off of the bag.
4. Here comes the pull... Without looking in the bag stick your best pointing finger in the bag and scoop up THREE M&Ms and pull them out.
5. With any luck you should have TWO of the same colored M&Ms while the other one is different color. (Example: two reds and one blue, two yellows and one brown)

Neato huh? If it isn't working for you well...there's always touching your tongue to your nose.

Some things I know...
1. When talking to someone drunk stand to their side.
2. Pagers always go off at the worse time.
3. I miss Electric Company

"Never Be The Same"

As Christopher Cross would sing about in one of his songs. You've endured your Walk of Shame and lived to have the last laugh. All of it to be written down as another cheese flavored moment. Cheese please! Sure things may never be the same.

So what do you do? Go out and get some more cheese!

Some things I know...
1. Vanilla Coke... Bleh
2. Dublin, Texas = Cheese flavored moment
3. Chiggers absolutely SUCK!

"There a sometin spooky here"

Ever talk to someone you don't even know, end the conversation, walk away and quickly turn your head back only to see that person has vanished? Make you stop? Give you chills? Make you smile? Now some may say they were ghosts, others angels. And the skeptics they will tell ya some logical reason for this. (Do these people even love a little mystery in their lives?) Me I believe in em, even had a few encounters that would make some people believers.

Take one encounter I had at work. I was walking between the buildings and there was this biker looking guy coming up the path. You know the leather vest, braided hair, boots the whole outfit. I was little nervous cause these guys can sometimes look scary. We eventually get within speaking distance and the guy asks me what I think of the weather. "Looks like rain", I replied

"Lets pray for rain" I think he says. I said take care, he replies God bless and I continue on my way. I stop turn around poof the guy is gone from site.

Then just yesterday, I'm sitting on the backporch with my cat. This couple comes walking by the fence and the lady waves at me. I wave back and they keep on walking. The house across the ally from me has these dogs that bark at anything and EVERYTHING. They even bark at me sitting on my backporch. I watch as this couple walks right past those dogs behind the fence and they just sit there! I know what your thinking... They weren't the owner of the dogs!

Some things I know...
1. It's good to have a little mystery in your life.
2. If someone smiles at you smile back, you never know who they MIGHT be.
3. Drinking lots of Dublin Dr.Pepper can lead to frequent trips to the bathroom.